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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:08
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
What’s your experience of being treated bad for being white?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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